I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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