Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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