i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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