he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sext me about skeletons
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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