Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
40s are totally the cure
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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