At least make sure they are 18
Why
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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