That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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