i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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