As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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