hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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