In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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