David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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