Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?