When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
vagina is talking i cant
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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