I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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