chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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