Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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