I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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