Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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