I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
