The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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