He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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