im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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