IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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