hell yes lets make some ravioli
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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