Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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