Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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