your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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