I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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