Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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