we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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