So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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