I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
True strength comes from lack of pants
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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