I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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