Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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