Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
this is an emotional support booty call
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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