mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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