No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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