didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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