I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The best revenge is premature balding
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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