Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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