it was like his penis was on wheels.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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