she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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