Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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