Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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