So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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