Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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