Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
is it fun? or sober?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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