i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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