at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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