Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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