chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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