member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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