who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I forget how to act sober
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