And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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