Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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